Ordinary Canary

Last night, my big Irishman called me from Dublin, where he has been for the last week.
me: What were you up to today?
him: Well, I went to the store and bought some maggots so I…
me: Stop right there. You bought maggots?
him: Well, it’s for the trout, see, I was going to the river…
me: Honey, [...]

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